{"id":140,"date":"2008-11-23T09:09:07","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T17:09:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/?p=140"},"modified":"2008-11-23T09:09:07","modified_gmt":"2008-11-23T17:09:07","slug":"twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/2008\/11\/23\/twilight\/","title":{"rendered":"Twilight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went with Jon and my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.literachicks.blogspot.com\/\">bookclub<\/a> to see Twilight on Friday night.  It&#8217;s now Sunday morning and I still can&#8217;t decide if I would rate it a 4 or a 6 out of 10 and here&#8217;s why: (there are spoilers &#8211; beware)<\/p>\n<p>*  I always think it&#8217;s great when an author\/writer makes a cameo appearance in the movie based on their book (or movie they wrote &#8211; whatever the case may be).  I think it&#8217;s a show of ownership and a stamp of approval, and with Stefanie being as protective of her books as she is, I was glad to know that she made an appearance.  The problem that I have with her appearance is that it didn&#8217;t flow with the movie.  Like <a href=\"http:\/\/vanessacontessa.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/agony-and-ectasy.html\">Vanessa<\/a> mentioned, Jasper was hardly even there.  Emmett had one or two lines (no I didn&#8217;t count them exactly, but that&#8217;s sure what it seemed like).  Even Alice was pushed into a corner (I really wanted to see her closet!).  But then there&#8217;s a scene where the waitress (what waitress right?) has a full line giving some woman sitting at the bar (of the cafe that Charlie and Bella happen to be in) her breakfast.  It seemed like a full 30 seconds that should have been used on something more useful, like a line from Jasper.  Why couldn&#8217;t she have just been in the restaurant when Edward and Bella were eating?  In the background?<\/p>\n<p>* I didn&#8217;t like the wide-eyed look that Jasper always had.  Come on &#8211; he can control peoples moods for crying out loud.  Give the guy a smile.  He was one of my favorites in the books because I always pictured him making the world a better place with a warm, inviting look on his face.  Instead he looks like a scared little kid that is convinced the monster in his closet is going to kill him for sure.  And, I agree with Vanessa again &#8211; very Edward Scissorhands.  I will say though that my first thought was Ronald McDonald.<\/p>\n<p>* If you&#8217;re thinking what I was thinking about Edward &#8211; that he was debonair,  sophisticated, graceful, eloquent, beautiful &#8211; be prepared for disappointment.  Sure, he was good looking, but beautiful?  No.  As for debonair, sophisticated, graceful and eloquent&#8230; well, there was a lot to be desired.  You can tell me as many times as you want that he was only 17 so there should have been teenaged awkwardness, but come on people &#8211; he&#8217;s been 17 &#8220;for a while&#8221; AND he&#8217;s a vampire.  I saw no grace in his step.  At one point I looked at his shirt to find the collar all jacked up and the shirt completely wrinkled.  That&#8217;s definitely NOT the way that I pictured Edward to look.  As far as eloquent &#8211; it seemed as if English was his second (or fourth) language, and he was still learning it.<\/p>\n<p>* Carlisle&#8217;s entrance, or maybe it was the focus on the entrance, was certainly intended to make me swoon.  Instead I felt myself wondering who it was that showed up with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.caufields.com\/productimages\/Halloween\/Mask\/Images\/50_60032.jpg\">rubber mask<\/a> to take a look at Bella&#8217;s near death wounds.<\/p>\n<p>* Speaking of Bella&#8217;s near death wounds &#8211; that scene was done very well.  It was, word for word, the way that part of the movie-in-my-mind played out while I was reading the book.<\/p>\n<p>* I was also a fan of the baseball scene.  The timing was great &#8211; not too long, not too short.  Plus it showed how they all had fun together.<\/p>\n<p>* I also liked the entrance of James, Victoria and Laurant during the baseball scene.  I could have done without the previous entrance and think that time could have been better used with the Cullens.  A newspaper headline would have been sufficient.<\/p>\n<p>* The scenery was beautiful. <\/p>\n<p>* Charlie was AWESOME!  I hope he&#8217;s sticking around for the rest of the films because he was SO perfect for that part and played it like no one else could.<\/p>\n<p>* I missed the wittiness of the banter between Edward and Bella.  <\/p>\n<p>* I know she said that she wasn&#8217;t afraid in the woods, but she certainly seemed afraid.  You know how, in the book, Bella had a certain curious attraction?  In the movie it came off as a determined rebellion instead.  She always seemed angry, even when she wasn&#8217;t.  She didn&#8217;t seem as innocent as Bella should have.  It should have been innocently curious and falling in love fast rather than &#8220;you&#8217;re hot and I want to know why RIGHT NOW!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* Jacob&#8230; huh.  Ok.  Uh&#8230;  Really?  I hope he grows &#8217;cause otherwise we&#8217;re going to have a bit of a special effects need.<\/p>\n<p>* Ug, speaking of special effects&#8230;  Glittering sandpaper.  That&#8217;s what Edward looks like in the completely botched meadow scene.  I get that he was supposed to be made like granite, but smooth granite, as in counter tops.  Not as in building exterior.<\/p>\n<p>*  And tree climbing?  Where, in all that as good, did &#8220;monkeys&#8221; come from??  Emmett is NOT a monkey.  And the tree climbing?  Looked more like Spiderman meets King Kong.  Seriously?  Again &#8211; time that could have been better spent.<\/p>\n<p>I LOVED the book so I refuse to hate the movie.  I won&#8217;t go lower than a four but I want to give it a 9 or a 10.  I just can&#8217;t.  Will I go to the second one?  Of course!  Probably with the same group of people (Nicole &#8211; you HAVE to be there too!) and probably on opening night or the night right after that.  I&#8217;ll just be hoping that they do a better job the second time.<\/p>\n<p>Vanessa, Anna and DeEtte all say that it&#8217;s better the second time and Vanessa offered to go with me so I&#8217;ll probably go see it again sometime this week.  I hope so.  I was hugely disappointed the first time and I don&#8217;t think it could be worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went with Jon and my bookclub to see Twilight on Friday night. 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