{"id":72,"date":"2008-09-05T11:04:30","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T19:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/?p=72"},"modified":"2008-09-05T11:04:30","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T19:04:30","slug":"check-engine-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/2008\/09\/05\/check-engine-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Engine Soon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you wish that you had a check engine light on your forehead?  Or maybe in a less conspicuous place like your arm?  One of your friends could walk by, notice that your &#8220;engine&#8221; needs some tuning and send you to the dealer (aka the spa or just a night out) for a tuneup.  Maybe the light could come in different colors &#8211; one for when your engine just needs a rest and another for when you&#8217;re sick.  Then someone could make you some chicken-noodle-soup and rub your feet for you so you could get some actual rest.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well&#8230; until we come with glowing lights in our arms we&#8217;ll just have to be content with Visiting Teachers!  They&#8217;re probably better anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you wish that you had a check engine light on your forehead? Or maybe in a less conspicuous place like your arm? One of your friends could walk by, notice that your &#8220;engine&#8221; needs some tuning and send you to the dealer (aka the spa or just a night out) for a tuneup. Maybe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomness-becomes-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.team-studer.com\/abi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}